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Hank Moody 

Main character and protagonist in the SHOWTIME dramedy "Californication" as played by David Duchovny. Hank hit it big with his novel "God hates us all" and decided to move from New York City to LA with his girlfriend Karen many years ago and continue his work as a novelist on the west coast. Moody is constantly getting into trouble for his insatiable appetite for beautiful, loose women and giving into the temptations of drugs and alcohol (usually all at once). The character is known for his charming nature, porsche 911, and his clever quips throughout the series.
Charlie: Your Dad was just a really good guy y'know?
Hank Moody: No he wasn't, he used to say you looked like a walking penis

Hank: (giving a toast) To our beautiful family, our black president, and my magnificent dong

Hank: Not a big fan of that term: love-making - making love. I prefer boning, stuffing, stupping, banging, porking, boffing - anything, take your pick, just not love-making

Hank: In the words of The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?
Hank Moody by gointocali August 28, 2010

Ben Moody 

Ben Moody was a former co-writer for the band Evanescence. He has the bipolar disorder and he reportedly physically and verbally abused Amy Lee. He is now writing for several other famous singers.
In my opinion, Ben Moody is a talented songwriter. Though he himself is not so wonderful as his songs.

Ben Moody 

Former guitarist and creative axis of 15-minutes pseudo-goth act Evanescence (remember them?), who left almost as soon as they started selling records by the shedload for the usual "creative reasons" and because he felt unhappy at selling shedloads of records. So he now writes for both Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson - so must feel creativly fulfilled and a lot happier.
"So let me get this straight - Ben Moody spent eight years trying to make something of Evanescence, got bored when they made something of themselves, and decided to write for such legit rock luminaries as Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson?!?"
Ben Moody by OD Smith October 1, 2005

Mad Eye Moody 

A physical ailment, usually exhibited by the overly tired or the extremely drunk, wherein one eye of the sufferer seems to wander aimlessly while the other eye remains fixed on the target of interest.

This unfortunate condition is typically environmentally induced and should not to be confused with the naturally occurring 'lazy eye' attributed to weak eye muscles.

The term refers to the Harry Potter character named Mad Eye Moody who possessed one magical eye that could scan the surrounding for Death Eaters, including above and behind the wearers line-of-sight.
Noun-
"Your sister has a bad case of the 'Mad Eye Moody'. I can't tell if she's looking at me and it's freaking me out!"

Adjective-
"I could tell she was a novice drinker because she was all 'Mad Eye Moody' after one beer."

Adverb-
"After driving straight through from Indy to Orlando, I was more than tired....I was 'Mad Eye Moody' tired!"
Mad Eye Moody by Blonde Stranger September 4, 2009

Ben Moody 

1. An awesome guitarist.
2. Full name, in all truth, is "Ben Robert Moody III".
3. Hottest man alive.
Evfan: Ben Moody sucks!
Moodyfan: You just hate him because he left Ev, which is a really immature reason. Grow up and get a life.
Evfan: ...
Ben Moody by benmoody0220 April 25, 2006

The moody volcano 

When a girl masturbates with a vibrator while on her period and blood flies everywhere so it looks like an erupting volcano.
"Dude your girlfriend seemed pretty mad last night. Did you get make up sex?"
"No, it's that time of the month so there was no making up. I slept on the couch and she made the moody volcano."
The moody volcano by aichokeu August 1, 2012