monke

by the random. December 12, 2021

Monked

Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.

I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE

by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017

monke is our god

by .._.urmom.com._.. March 22, 2022

A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.

Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"

by yoshi March 21, 2004

Someone with obsessive compulsive disorder, or OCD. Based on the television character portrayed by Tony Shaloub.

(USA Network)

"Stop picking lint off of my shirt, Monk."

by Julia Gulia January 16, 2004

a person who is religously devoted to either a)God, or b)his girlfriend. Some consider it being whooped or being a pussy, but to each his own.

He is such a monk, and I dont even know why..she aint that good looking.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003

by peewee954 July 12, 2009