The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.
Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER
by Ayeskipp July 12, 2023
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The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."
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