Mooking

The act of having sexual intercourse in the back of a U-Haul truck while surrounded by stuffed walruses and fuzzy pink dildos.

Grandpa: Hey sexy lady I got a U-Haul, wanna mook?
Grandma: I was hoping you'd ask! I'll get the fuzzy pink dildos.
Grandpa: Okay I'll be waiting in the truck to start mooking!

by Babahabajaba June 9, 2010

Mookie

Someone you can never get over because they just stay there forever and you don't know whether you can ever get over them. You can never tell if you like him or not and it hurts.

I still don't never if I like Mookie or not.

by 123456789 987654321 May 21, 2008

mookie

n. mucus encrusted at the corner of the eye; (also eye-mookie)

At dawn, she rolled over and rubbed the mookies from her eyes.

by Dave Shulman February 11, 2004

Mookie

a cat that thinks they are a dog

That mookie rolls over and plays dead

by Taki June 27, 2003

Mookie

breasts, boobies.

"wow, she has big mookies!"

by milly the unicorn January 30, 2010

mookin poo

The great sensation of being relieved after defecating when earlier one had a massive stomach ache.

I was so glad to finally experience mookin poo after suffering all day from having to shit so bad.

by Ashley March 4, 2005

mookid

To reply to an argument with a completely different topic.

Correct Person: You will never be accepted mookid.
Mookid: So what's it like to be so ugly?

by Roganite January 16, 2009