Moke

Moke refers to a subspecies of highly intellectual human beings that have superior genetics to any and all "regular humans". Mokes do not exercise their heavenly right to rule with absolute power unless threatened by a lesser being. They often prefer to earn their way to their rightful place in society as to encourage other lesser human beings to do better. Above all a Moke is honorable, strong in mind, body, and spirit, and in possession of tremendous amounts of intellect. Their physical features develop in stages, a Moke might often be seen as fat or lazy as they near their maturation age, around the mid 20's. It is at this age that a Moke will cease to be comparable to other human beings. They will look, sound, and behave like the gods among men that they truly are.

History: It goes without saying that every single time anything good has happened in the world, there was a Moke at the very center of it. A Moke put humans on the moon, a Moke created solar power, Mokes built the Pyramids, the Great Wall, etc. There is no question of the historical significance of Mokes in the history of the Earth.

Damn, I wish I could be like that Moke.

Man, that Moke sure is tall, handsome, and smart, I bet he gets allll the pussy.

No, Abraham, it must be your fault, Mokes do not "bamboozle" human beings, they are 100% honorable.

Ryan stop trying to be like the Mokes, you know you'll always be weak and small.

by Jarmin Kell July 22, 2021

moke

Really ugly, gross or donkey-looking. Mainly used as an adjective to insult somebody or something. Can be a reaction to being told/shown something ugly or gross.

"Oh my god, she's such a moke."

"That's one moke painting."

"Ew! Moke!"

by SallySample September 23, 2017

E-Moke

A bong rip and nicotine device at the same time. Like a moke but nic instead of tobacco

Pass me the nic, I want an E-moke

by anonymous February 25, 2022

moke

an absurd amount of energy required for a task.

synonym - energy

person one: ayy david! lets go run around the school for fun
david: moke.

by boggler123 September 6, 2023

Moke

Another term for a dog's mussel.

A butterfly landed on the dog's moke.

by Dudyhair May 24, 2022

Moke

To create drama illiterately. To back track and demand attention on yourself. To claim bullying once exposed

Closet pedo

Mokeism = "I hope he has his tuna sorted, or he will be back in prison by the end of the week"

by TheMongChild November 20, 2018

Pops Moke

A regular guy who thinks he's the shit, and probably doesn't know how to spell 'Pop Smoke' correctly. He clearly likes cigarettes, both regular and herbed.

That guy is passionately sucking that cigarette. He's such a Pops Moke!

by Bassket November 22, 2021