moldy peach

Basically a modern day hippie. The name is based off the band The Moldy Peaches, because their song "Anyone Else But You" is basically the "moldy peach" anthem.

Sarah: I like photography, driving to nowhere, places no one knows about, crappy cars and pickup trucks, sepia pictures, coffee, tea, loving laughing living, making bracelets, mixed tapes, journals, sunrises, beaches in winter, smiles, rooftops, good people.

Julie: You're such a moldy peach.

by theoriginalmoldy1 June 29, 2009

molly-guard

A simple device for preventing the accidental useage of a device. (e.g. plastic covers over fire alarm switches so that they can't be set off accidentally.)
The Jargon File defines a molly-guard as:
" A shield to prevent tripping of some Big Red Switch by clumsy or ignorant hands. Originally used of the plexiglass covers improvised for the BRS on an IBM 4341 after a programmer's toddler daughter (named Molly) frobbed it twice in one day. Later generalized to covers over stop/reset switches on disk drives and networking equipment. In hardware catalogues, you'll see the much less interesting description “guarded button”."

Yeah, the janitor put molly-guards over all the fire alarm buttons in the sports hall, so now we can't set them off by slamming them with a ball.
Can still set them off if you lift the cover though...

by Helix666 December 31, 2008

moldymen

Internet joeylink that will surely induce nausea and or sickness from whoever you show it too. It shows old men having sex, with music playing in the background. You cannot click off of it, a message will appear saying "Hello!". You must use the Ctrl+Alt+Delete function to

It is recommended you do this to Vista users, as Ctrl+Alt+Delete does a different function.

Can be linked with lemonparty

Person 1- "Hey, Lemonparty really freaked me out"
Person 2- "That's nothing, check out Moldymen."

by Balls of Steel :3 January 18, 2009

Mollygwop

To strike a person forcefully and repeatedly in the cranium with your penis

Similar to a Cockslap, however a cockslap is more playful wheras mollygwopping someone is more of a physical punishment.

I found out Sarah was cheating on me so I Mollygwopped her to let her know that I wasn't fucking around anymore!!

by CRSRTHO November 20, 2009

Molly Monsters

The teenagers at EDM shows and festivals. You know the ones.

I was planning on going to the show on Friday but then I found out it is all ages so the Molly Monsters will be out in full force.

by Al Fabet November 10, 2013

Mollydeakined

When you go home in an ambulance after getting cheese brained.

being Mollydeakined at royton con club.

by molly deaks November 8, 2010

Molly Story

A Molly Story is signified by a girl who insists on telling insignificant and mindnumbing stories out of context in the middle of conversation. During this she will insist on capturing the attention of all present..whilst repeating the story until each person has been 'enlightened'. She will then proceed to cry.

This girl must be loveable, but exhasperating in her anecdotes.

A Molly Story:

"Guys! Guys! GUYS!"
"..What?"
"Sometimes i go upstairs to fetch something... and forget what i went up for."
"...That's great Molly."

by theoriginalschnurrbart December 26, 2011