HAMP Modification

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.

Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.

by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

Konawa_mochi

The definition of unique,special, talented,all mighty, beautiful, stunning and every positive traits a god could be described as. God really is a woman and her name is konawa_mochi. Atheism does not exist when konawa_mochi exist. Konawa_mochi likes free money a lot.

Roblox player1:hey I met this girl on roblox,her name is Konawa_mochi! Isnt her name the cutest?
Roblox player2:BRO you met THE konawa_mochi on roblox?! Oh my god you are the luckiest person ever! I would die to see her in roblox and I would give her all the diamonds I have in royale high!
Roblox player1: but I dont have any diamonds! I will give her robux then :(

by Konawa_mochi is the best August 11, 2020

Friday Night Funkin' modding

true pain and suffering

A: Hey, what you're doing?
B: Suffering.
A: Oh you're Friday Night Funkin' modding but it doesnt work?
B:Yeah....

by cockjoke May 13, 2021

MoDDification

A way of excessively tuning a wheeled transportation device into a heavily armed war-/combat-vehicle.

- We moDDified his car into a tank-like-vehicle.

- After the MoDDification was done, the car looked like a monster.

- At the moment we're moDDifying the engine of his car.

by Rasputin da basemachine August 10, 2004

Mochi

a japanese chewy type of rice cake coated in flour that comes in many different flavours.

this mochi tastes so good, man!

by bahahahyungwon November 21, 2018

Bro-modification

to alter a word for the better by using "bro" as a modifier.

Bro-nado, Bro-mance, Bro-k, Bro-pression, Bro-gram are all Bro-modifications

Don't fuck up my Bro-gram.

by sweetINKd00d January 13, 2009