fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

by lathargic October 2, 2005

All Lives Matter

A racist hypocritical response to the Black Lives Matter campaign. At a cancer fundraiser, you don't go hold up a sign that says "There are other diseases too!". If a house was on fire, you don't take the firehouse and spray it on a stable house saying "All houses matter". That is literally what y'all are doing with this "All lives matter" bullshit.

We never said "only black lives matter." The uneducated person said "all lives matter."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020

Femboys Matter

Femboys Matter is a movement to combat systematic sexism against boys and men who like feminine lifestyles.

Men and Women need to be closer to each other, so Femboys Matter.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 September 7, 2020

mattergap

The differrence between where you are and where you want to be in important matters.

The mattergap in his relationship caused Simon to consider closing his start-up and moving across the nation to be closer to the love of his life.

by Inspireyou September 7, 2009

motterboat

The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

He wants to motterboat in her rack so bad...

by Master Pedro July 26, 2015

matternesty

Big boy, autistically funny

Damn, he is matternesty

by Matternestyguy February 26, 2020

All Lives Matter

Something your grandma supports because she got her feelings hurt when she found out on Facebook that black people have a voice.

Little Jimmy: Hey, do you support BLM?
Grandma: No, fuck those Communist, Marxist, Racist assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tucker Carlson said that All Lives Matter!!!!!!!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020