Morning 2X4

An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.

Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.

by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010

Morning Wood

The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."

Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."

by IInSSyNc February 27, 2014

The Morning Afters

Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.

Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!

by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009

Moaning

The sound that the female mostly makes during sexual intercourse. During sex, the guy can moan frequently too. It’s caused by a necessary pressure release in the lungs, forcing us to moan because the intercourse is too much pressure especially for girls because they’re the ones that get fucked by the boys. Boys do feel a little bit of pressure too making them moan. Girls commonly moan when they actually get fucked, not when they’re giving a hand/blow job, or sucking the dick because all the pressure is applied when they get fucked. During sex, the girl also may sometimes moan “daddy”. Most girls don’t know why boys like being called “daddy” during sex, but they usually think calling the boy “daddy” makes the boy think he’s got power over the girl, which makes him more motivated into the intercourse. Some girls moan loudly, some girls moan like “mmmh”, some girls moan quietly, some girls moan like they’ve just climbed into bed to sleep, etc... Girls moan in different ways. It could be high pitched, low pitched or more. Boys usually swear while moaning in intercourse. For example, sometimes they would moan normally like “Ohhh” or “Ahhh” or “Oohh” and other times they would go like “Oh fuckkk” or “Ahh shittt” yeah.

*Moaning*

by FunkyFrondeur October 2, 2020

Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

National Moaning Day

Its on april 19th moan as loud as you can in school or at work and vs ur friends to be the best moaner

Hey дpyг it’s national moaning day ! (moans softly)

дpyг(Moans a little louder)
John Wicks (moans loud)
дpyг (MOANS INTENSLY)
*breaks peoples ear drums by moaning*

by Big nibba on that beat May 27, 2018

morning boner

when you get a boner in the morning, and you dont know why, its just standing tall and strong!

by tittyT December 1, 2002