Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.

Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.

by T405ED March 9, 2009

Missile Base

The is a place where a man's "missile" can "take off." Nickname for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: The missile base was unaccommodating. The mission was a failure

Guy 2: That sucks man.

by grad23 August 30, 2009

miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake

This miserable fucking prick blocked my car.

by Justletmepark May 29, 2018

crimson missile

Throwing a bloody tampon at someone's face.

Dude, she just crimson missiled that bitch!

by crimsonmissilechamp August 6, 2010

OMG missile

An addon for Garry's Mod. Consists of a bullet floating over the player's left index finger. The player fires this weapon by pointing to where the bullet should go. When hit, an NPC flies straight up into the air, and explodes shortly after.

Dr. Kleiner got owned with an OMG missile

by ThePotato December 11, 2011

Skin Missile

A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.

Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

patriot missile

The act of intercepting another's penis, with your penis, before insertion into a vagina. This is usually done with the element of surprise.

Yo, Pat patriot missiled my dick last night right before I was gonna get balls deep in Cindy.

by cullinap December 17, 2014