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Monkey's Wedding

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.
A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.
by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011
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Mickeyphile

A person who lives and breathes all things related to the disarming Disney rodent who has charmed much of the modern world.
My workmate is a diehard Mickeyphile who can only bring himself to vacation at Disney resorts.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018
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Monkey’d

Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)
Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.

Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.
by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021
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Nothing Monkey

Nothing Monkey is a user of a Facebook group that observes but very rarely comments. When they do comment it is usually sarcastic in nature. They can usually be found outside of facebook hunting cats for fun.
"Wow I see Ben commented again. Yeah ben is a right Nothing monkey". "I see several cats have gone missing, probably that Nothing monkey doing it again"
by C.H.Ungs October 13, 2019
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Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021
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Mikey Way

Bassist of My Chemical Romance. Previously a cute little nerd, now pure sex on legs.
Mikey Way DOES NOT have asthma. He had an inhaler in the video for 'I'm Not Okay(I Promise)' but is not actually asthmatic.
Tends to stay within one square metre of his original position on stage, he didn't once, he fell and gave new meaning to the lyric "way down" which was being sung at the time.
Overshadowed by his brother Gerard. They're both sexy.
Mikey apparently loves unicorns, sticks forks in toasters and takes heaters into the shower.
Married to Alicia Simmons (Alicia Way?) they have matching tattoos on their forearms.
Mikey Way is lanky in awkward in the cutest possible way.
Fangirl:OMGZZ Gerahd Way izz soow much hawter dan his bruvva. mikey way izz ugaly + he has azzma

Me:Gerard and Mikey are of equal sexyness. he does not have fucking asthma.
by Frerarrrd June 24, 2009
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Mickey Mouse Shit

Term used to describe the childish actions of an adult.
Bob: Your telling me he tattled on you?

Jim Bo: Yeah, ain't that some Mickey Mouse Shit?
by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008
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