Milton

The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.

Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."

by Mbleh October 28, 2007

Misconscrew

Deliberate misinterpretation of a subject; Useful tool for political speech writers to misrepresent facts; Choice to misunderstand or to created misinformation for personal motives; Creating a "strawman" in an argument to alter the truth; Misread on purpose; Take in the wrong sense deliberately.

Commonly confused with "misconstrue" which does not imply deliberate misunderstanding.

"The senator's speechwriters chose to misconscrew his opponent's words to make them appear to mean something they clearly did not."

"She misconscrewed his meaning to create a strawman to attack rather than confront his true meaning directly"

"Although he knew exactly what she meant, he misconcrewed her meaning to avoid discussing her feelings, instead focusing on something completely unrelated"

by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006

Misconstrued

To have a person or someone fucked up

He thinking I'm soft he had me all misconstrued.

by beach boi September 13, 2018

andy milonakis

Unfortunately, most of the people have been misled with the relation between Gary Coleman and Andy Milonakis. Coleman had a congenital kidney dysfunction which caused an autoimmune regection of the kidney. Stunting Gary's growth giving him a small stature. Andy has a pituitary gland dysfunction, which came out stunting almost all of his growth. Andy Milonakis rose to fame on the internet with his "SuperBowl is Gay" song along with a slew of other songs, mostly freestyle raps. He has his own TV show, which to some veiwers, marks as the start of the downfall of MTV. Others do not agree and claim he is quite humorous. From a critical point of view <my view> He seems mediocre, like most of TV, his humor can only hit to one side of the audience, opposite of me. His humour to me is bland, but I respect the other side, so to them it is good, and their opinions are of signifigant value as well.

Andy Milonakis, congenital problem, Gary Coleman

by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad September 13, 2005

Milton Mass

short for Milton Massacre, it is a set from JTown with the biggest bunch of punk bitches out there
also known as Milton Mafia but either way they dont go hard
Milton Mass was founded by a true wanksta commonly called Koch,
him, Clifford and Boneyard rep it to the fullest but cannot back it up with basketball skills, freestyle skills, or pretty much anything except a good couple tags

Milton Mass can also be used as an adjective

" F!@# Milton Mass!!!"

or

"Look at that Milton Mass bitch"

by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

C-Milton Wright

Pretty much considered the richest public school in harford county, AKA C- Hilton Wright. Here, the many types of teens ("preps", "punks", "skaters", "gangsters", "wiggers", "dorks" and "jocks") all basically hate eachother. We're no school, we're basically a division of war. Here, the preps are ugly fake blondes that don't eat and crave attention. Yep.... good ole C milton, boy i miss it.

(at pep rally) "hey man, what can we do to hurt that person over there, will it improve us as a person?"

by Melinda May 13, 2005

milton

someone who does something "negative stereotypically black"; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify

"This milton in the basketball game last night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him"

Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person

by tilton June 24, 2007