Mike

A person who is apparently never invited.

Mike wasn’t invited to Kelvin’s wedding.

by Bdubhy June 21, 2019

Mike

Lost 55 pounds with nutrisystem

Hi I’m mike

by Cloiesspam February 2, 2019

Mike

An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't

I'm so awesome

No your a mike

by High thug February 4, 2014

Mike

(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally

Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.

by Gerwaq October 9, 2013

Mike

Smiles and giggles. Nervous at times. Good at spinning and telling stories. Keeps Xochitl's feet warm. Looks like Arizona Mike! A Cinderella <3 Also, known as Wolf, Mr. Cinderella, and Wolf Pup. Contangious giggle that spreads to every one and makes delicious Cinnamon Rolls, Omlettes and Hamburgers. Has no tolerance for frequent lies about little things or an extreme amount of messing.

My feet are cold! I could sure use a Mike right about now!

by Trisha and Xocheeky March 10, 2012

Mike

A creative, funy, sometimes dark, lover of rock, metal, and dubstep, kinda bald but thats ok.

I love mike

by Mike116 February 10, 2018

Mike

Can make your day with just feeling his presence.
Can melt you with his eyes.
Can enchant you with his voice.

Can take you to heaven with his hugs.
Can ecstasy your body with his smell.

What can he do to you if you taste him?

Mike is the man that you want to share your life with for ever. Is what you always have dreamed of. He makes you feel a Godess, protected and also free.

He makes you feel what never before anyone has. I always knew I had to wait for Mike. Although it takes him time to take the first step! :)

I want Mike in my life.

by Ayuryari November 30, 2021