Mensah

A person who is very smart and attractive.

You are so mensah.

by Sel May 5, 2003

meesa gonna diee

the most known quote for Jar-Jar in Star Wars

Meesa gonna diee master

by dIdCoNnEcTeD June 14, 2011

GameFAQs Message Boards

the most horrible place in the world

where gamefaqs moderators delete your posts when u try to voice out your opinion

i got 10 karma deleted for voicing my opinion

by anonymous August 24, 2004

mesagorado

of or relating to homosexual activities

that is a mesagoradic dance

that dance is so mesagorado

by ,,,,.,.,,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,, February 22, 2008

text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.

C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.

by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008

Awake Message

A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".

usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.

EDI: "dude, i'm horny and all I can see here is guys".

Vlad: "Try sending some 'Awake messages'.."

by blackpinky March 2, 2009

mensa mommy

A mother who is convinced that her child is a genius. Mensa Mommy has given birth to Jesus H. Christ, or at least the next best thing. Her child will walk before yours, talk before yours, sleep through the night before yours, breastfeed better, and generally stomp the crap out of your child before the age of 2 and for the rest of your lives. No matter what cute, adorable, or truly remarkable thing your child does, she has a story to one up you.

The Mensa Mommy outrageously insisted that her 4 month old was clearly articulating the words to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."

by Lawyer Mama March 1, 2008