Memphis Moment

A point in your vacation to Memphis, Tennessee where you visit Beale Street and become entirely too intoxicated and almost vomit in Elvis Presley's house tour the following day because of the vast variety of shag carpentry throughout the house, which only intensifies your extreme nausea.

"Holy crap! Last night I had a total Memphis Moment. My friend had to fireman carry my drunk ass out of the cab while I adourned the hotel lobby with half digested bbq and a variety of alcoholic beverages."

by Dobber Guinn May 9, 2009

little mermaid

the coolest disney movie ever

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Memphis

1. City in southwestern Tennessee (also the largest city in Tennessee)

2. Home of Three Six Mafia (Oscar-winning), Elvis (King of Rock & Roll), (Historic) Stax Records, Orange Mound (2nd oldest black neighborhood), blues, R&B, and Beale Street.

3. Mostly all black 60% African American population.

"I live in Memphis."

by Mz.Orange.Mound.Memphis.Gal June 29, 2006

mermaid's flannel

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

mermanate

verb- to finger a belly button while hooking up

"I was hooking up with this guy and he fucking mermanated me, thinking it was hot. I was like hell no."

by never been mermanated April 17, 2009

Frontal-Mermaid

The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.

David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.

by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011