merchbeast

Someone who is incredibly skilled at selling merchandise in a retail store.

TTL Cuteness is a straight-up merchbeast at Forever 21. I wouldn't ever wanna compete for employee of the month with that guy.

by ticktockterror November 30, 2009

Merhaw

a sound used for great length of weirdness. can be used at any point in a conversation to break the ice. it could also be used when in sexual intercourse with another by using "merhaw" in great excitement

-"hey dtf?"
-"merhaw"

by merhawgirl March 5, 2011

MershMooo

Means MarshMallows. This word is said when you feel like shit and your friend offers to bring you cocoa, you grunt in agreement and they ask is you want anything in it. You look them in the eyes and say MershMooo and minutes later, they bring you a steamy cup of cocoa with marsh mallows.

Flatmate: Hey bro you want cocoa?
Me: MershMooo
Flatmate: Ok sure, I'll be back in five

by MaxisStrife February 25, 2015

Merthot

Thots who like to frolic in the water during warm weather and think they are mermaids, but really are basic bitches. -bjjjgeg

Look at those merthots

by Britaniax1495 June 17, 2016

merehan

Merehan is going to be the best girl you might ever meet. She has the best personality, cares alot about her friends, and has the most beautiful smile! Her voice is amazing, and doesn't give a single <censored> when people talk behind her back. If you are friends with a merehan, make sure to not lose her.

that girl is a merehan.
Did you see that girl yesterday? She looks like a merehan!

by WhoIsLama September 8, 2017

Merhaps

An combination of the word "maybe" and "perhaps"

Merhaps we'll go to the park

by theproctologist September 30, 2018

Merzhaded

The act of slitting someone throat with safety scissors.

Damn that night just got merzhaded

by Ricey boi March 5, 2019