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Merehan is going to be the best girl you might ever meet. She has the best personality, cares alot about her friends, and has the most beautiful smile! Her voice is amazing, and doesn't give a single <censored> when people talk behind her back. If you are friends with a merehan, make sure to not lose her.
that girl is a merehan.
Did you see that girl yesterday? She looks like a merehan!
merehan by WhoIsLama September 8, 2017
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SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020
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bt merchant 

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.
Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant
A Metehan is a person showing 23 of the 24 alpha male traits. They have massive penises and tend to be the leader of any group they are a part of. They usaually get in trouble because females tend to leave their mates to go sleep with Metehans. Being a Metehan is truely a blessing and a curse because they can never fit their gigantic dongs anywhere.
Girl 1: Your boyfriend is such a Metehan, you are so lucky!

Girl 2: I know I love himvsk much!

Girl 1: I want a piece as well!
Metehan by Immortaltreeant January 30, 2020

Merchant 

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly or relies on it.
Sydney is a split dodge merchant
Merchant by AJ baud February 26, 2022

dole merchant 

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"
"What are you going to be when you grow older?"
- "A dole merchant, obviously"
dole merchant by DSelby March 7, 2007
Metehan is a common masculine Turkish given name. In Turkish, "Mete" means "brave", "galahad", "hero", "valiant", and/or "gallant".
A: The force held out bravely against their enemy's attacks.
B: Like Metehan's army!
Metehan by helvaselva January 30, 2020
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