Melon John

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket

Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.

by Satelite Dish January 7, 2006

melons

Marvelously big and beautiful boobs

Jackie Goodheart has nice melons.

by Carl... November 20, 2004

meloncolony

A feeling of sadness And lonliness.To feel miserable and lost as if your alone Well your never alone everything's gonna be all right it feels as if you need help if you feel uncomfortable about telling your problems to strangers to them to a family member or a close friend,
Wush you luck

I feel very meloncolony when I get made fun of.
I Feel very meloncolony when someone dies.
I locked my sef up in my room with all the lights
turned off and my blinds closed because i felt very
meloncolny.

by jenna amanda r January 11, 2008

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

melons

a wonderful catagory of fruit.

includes:

watermelons

cantalupes

and many others

mmmm melons are great.

by maroo August 18, 2006

melon scooped

When someone receives anal sex in which the dick scoops out the contents of the rectum such as when someone scoops out a melon to eat.

" I got melon scooped last night and he had shit all ova dat knob."

by Trip shoota January 28, 2006

Melon the Federals

The act of hurling a watermelon from a great distance at a figure of authority.

Looks like its time to MELON THE FEDERALS!

by Patterson25 July 14, 2011