Meatball Problems

the minute challenges faced everyday by short, overweight, outgoing women, with big boobs, wide asses, and no common sense who like to drink alot and act sloppy. Most often associated with Deena and Snooki on the cast of the mtv show "Jersey Shore"

Snooki: "Owwww!" "I just burned my cuca in the jacuzzi!"

Deena: " Ha WTF, me tooo!"

Snooki and Deena: "Meatball Problems!" Bahahaahaha

by Billy shavez November 5, 2011

Meatball

A girl who has large breast, a big butt, but is short as hell, mainly found in New Jersey

Ugh, that girl looks like a god damn meatball

by Mocoholi December 23, 2010

meataholic

Someone that is addicted to meat and meat related products

Vegetarian: Boy, how much meat do you eat! its ridiculous!
Meataholic: Alot
Vegetarian:......bastard

by Lukey J July 31, 2006

meatball sub

A meatball sub is when a male places his pubicle sac and/or testicles into a woman's vagina. Preferably done during the menstrual cycle so that some sauce can accompany the meatballs.

John: Hey man, how did your night turn out?

Paul: Pretty good, I ended up giving that chick a meatball sub

John: Nice!!!

by Akostellem December 14, 2009

meatacam

Camera used for close-up shots in pornography.

The meatacam operator for the day had to disinfect his equipment after the 16 hour male gay porn shoot.

by Megan and Jamie October 4, 2008

Meatwah

A portly, large person who is not fat enough to be grossly obese.

The new guy in school is a meatwah.

by J Bad August 26, 2009

Meatbag Drag

The action of one's testicles and scrotum being dragged across another's body.

Dude, The football team always tries to Meatbag Drag me in the shower.

by Downfall95 June 18, 2011