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McGuivering 

McGuivering is the art of fixing broken objects or creating new useful objects using only things you find on the floor or in your pocket.

Any McGuiver worth his salt would never leave home without Duct Tape, WD40 and a packet of matches.

Closely linked to James Bonding.
"Hey Simon can you come and fix my fuse box?"
"Sure, just give me some bluetac and some cotton tips and I will McGuiver it for you"

"Hey Simon did you just get an electric shock?"
"Yeh but its kinda expected when you go McGuivering"
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A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.
I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.
McGwire by bongoman January 15, 2008

Shirt Mcguirk 

Any random, unintelligable, gibberish uttered by a intoxicated person.
God, Ben drunk dialed me last night and left me a 5 minute voice mail of nothing but Shirt McGuirk.
Shirt Mcguirk by Rawlz March 24, 2005

Harry Maguire 

A Samsung 33-inch wide, 19.5 Cu Ft. Energy Star-rated Full Size Refrigerator
Harry Maguire isn't the iron wall for Man United, he's the iron fridge
Harry Maguire by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022

jamie maguire 

Pure fucking sexy
Jamie maguire is fucking sexy
Originating from old Irish, the McGwire was the village man who always thought of himself as big and grand, when in reality it was much talk. The McGwire would always be hated upon by other villagers.
"omg that guys is such a McGwire"

Maguired 

It comes from the infamous footballer Jacob Harry Maguire

When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit
"Did you see what Tyrone did?" "Yeah he maguired it big time"

"Oh shit i maguired it, fuck"
Maguired by Blotteren69 April 22, 2022