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A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.
I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.
McGwire by bongoman January 15, 2008
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Originating from old Irish, the McGwire was the village man who always thought of himself as big and grand, when in reality it was much talk. The McGwire would always be hated upon by other villagers.
"omg that guys is such a McGwire"
McGwire by mewmewmewmewmewmew May 17, 2013

Mark Mcgwire 

It's where you teabag someone with your ass near their nose and fart into their nostrils, causing them to spit your balls into the air
Man, when I gave Lucy the ol' Mark Mcgwire, I thought mark himself whacked my balls into the air!!!
Mark Mcgwire by E FeAzY August 27, 2007

Spunk McGuire 

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.
John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?
Spunk McGuire by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

Lizzie McGuire fabulous

An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire
“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”
Lizzie McGuire fabulous by TK2000 October 29, 2023

McGuired 

The ultimate level of intoxication. This happens beyond the blackout stage, and can cause one to do ricidulous, unexplainable things. When McGuired, one often does not wake up in their but, but often on their couch or kitchen floor.
Q: Are you going out tonight?
A: Yeah, but I don't want to drink so much that I get McGuired
McGuired by mcguire4313 October 14, 2008

Stinky McGuire 

To have someone's (or more specifically, a friend's) back.
"Back home, we call that having a friend's back."
"Well, back in my day, we called it pulling a Stinky McGuire!"
-Hop Pop, Amphibia
Stinky McGuire by Fumbells August 14, 2021
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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