McGwire

A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.

I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.

by bongoman January 15, 2008

McGwire

Originating from old Irish, the McGwire was the village man who always thought of himself as big and grand, when in reality it was much talk. The McGwire would always be hated upon by other villagers.

"omg that guys is such a McGwire"

by mewmewmewmewmewmew May 17, 2013

Mark Mcgwire

It's where you teabag someone with your ass near their nose and fart into their nostrils, causing them to spit your balls into the air

Man, when I gave Lucy the ol' Mark Mcgwire, I thought mark himself whacked my balls into the air!!!

by E FeAzY August 27, 2007