fuck maths

Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.

I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.

by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Mathias

Mathias is a wonderful boy. Who will make you feel so special at times. he won't let guys get to close to his girlfriend (he is over protective). You can't help but love him back or just love him. He will make you feel like you are the only thing that matters. If he has a girlfriend he would never think of cheating on her, he doesn't date if he feels he can'r commit and stay faithful. He tends to get angry easily but makes up for it with every second he's in a good mood around you. You are forced to love everything about him, since he is so amazing and very attractive.

Girl 1: look at that hot guy over there what is his name?

Girl 2: Thats Mathias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.

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by A girls with a crush... June 20, 2011

Mathijsrock

A tiny rock that you will not see until the moment you fall over it, predominantly on a skateboard

Fuck that hurt! All these Mathijsrocks on the halfpipe are fucking annoying!

by MSTJ September 27, 2010

Matisse

A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.

Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

mathias

This is a name for a good guy that most people like.

Mathias is a cool guy.

by TANNER TROY May 26, 2009

Quick Maths

A phrase used to simplify 2+2=4 4-1=3 used by Big Shaq (the one and only) in his one (and only) song, Man's Not Hot.

Ol' tight be geddem as wew. Boom. 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan January 12, 2018