Mancat

A cat that is an old spirit of a man who lived before . This cat likes to sleep on your woman's boobs and follows her everywhere like that is her buddy.

That mancat likes sleeping on her boobs.

by CorpusVeci May 21, 2016

hakuna matata

a problem free philospy~ no fucking problems

use it when you stoned off you ass! makes everything all good

by andie December 8, 2003

mancation

When Bogey Boyz that are golfers get together to turn their phones off, turn their minds off, turn their significant other off, and enjoy good clean fun over a few rounds of golf, poker, jokes in bad taste, and far too many laughs to be honest about when they return home.

I went on a mancation with the guys on a Bogey Boyz golf trip.

by Bogey Al March 14, 2008

matchatosis

Affliction most commonly found in men where they are incapable of properly matching their clothing. Coordinating their clothes may often cause anxiety and result in teasing, taunting, and loss of confidence.

You suffer from matchatosis if you believe that just because your shirt is green and your pants are green that they match. Olive green and Kelly green are two entirely different tones and do not work well together.

by Richelle H November 16, 2006

madcats

Public Service Announcement: The term 'lol' has been altered to 'madcats' forever more to take into account the emergence of a new modern social meme. Please refrain from using the term 'Lol' from now on, and only make use of 'madcats' in an appropriate situation, such as a prolonged silence or lack of interesting conversation. Please pass this message on thoughtfully.

19:34 <Rad_Child> lol ? :P
19:35 <onlainari> madcats

by onlainari June 8, 2007

Mancation

When a guy goes on a vacation sometimes with his guy friends, but without the biatch along

I needed some sun and fun so I told my wife I was going on a golfing mancation.

by honus tyronus December 30, 2008

Matpat Syndrome

A non psychiatric speaking disorder, manifesting in a person stirring every conversation towards a topic that he is either proficient or praised at. This term was coined after a popular (and equally notorious) YouTube celebrity Mathew Patrick, as he's main content relies upon comparing everything to a handful of video games that he milked dry for possible hidden meanings back in his heyday.

Afflicted person: Man, that kid running reminds me of that one time i Ran a marathon, i ever told you about that? Becau-
A man of pseudo science- Dude, you got Matpat Syndrome.

by Definately not Zlo Sov. September 17, 2020