masturbation 

it is what every man and woman has no doubt done at one point in there lives
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.

"Masturbation source of recreation"

masturbation by brianna is hot August 12, 2005

masturbation 

The act of blowing ones nose. Too much masturbation can cause chafing and not enough can cause build up of fluids.

"hand me a tissue, I need to masturbate" "I think I'm sick, I've been masturbating all day" "jimmy uses masturbation to clear his sinuses"

masturbation by Tranchinafy April 12, 2011

Masturbation 

Cumming on your hand/making lobe to your self

I love masturbating

Masturbation is amazimg

Masturbation by Me.meme February 11, 2018

Masturbation 

The one thing that gives most guys pleasure

Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink

Masturbation by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

Masturbation 

The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.

I love masturbation because it gives me time to really observe the world.

Masturbation by Jackin_cummin_charlie October 19, 2010

Masturbation 

The act of self (sexual) pleasure. Used by those who: 1) are too ugly to have real sex. 2) Those who wish to discover their bodies can still produce bodily fluids. 3) Wish to fantasize/remember mummy, daddy, brother, sister (any family relative) coming into their room late at night and doing things to them they've been told never to tell anyone about. 4) An art used by dirty old men to show the young girls watching that he really loves them. 5) What men do when they're horny but their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends aren't. 6) What women do when they're horny but their husband's/boyfriends/girlfriends aren't

"Sorry darling, I didn't mean for you to catch me masturbating in front of your sister, but I think it's only right I teach her about masturbation"

"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"

"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"

Masturbation by Dr Phew August 17, 2011

Masturbation 

The act of when a shemale ties a rope around their penis, attaches a magnet to the other end of the rope, places a larger magnet in their vagina, and then places the rope magent inside the vagina too. Causing one to fuck themselves.

I learned about masturbation in health class, it's funny!

Masturbation by hoochapig October 21, 2007