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by baby shawty July 4, 2023
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Sneaky Aunt Martha

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.
My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.
by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018
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Martha Stewart's Vagina

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.
Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!
by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006
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martha-boner

something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008
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mantha

nick-name or shortened version of "samantha". Often thought to be created by the parents and extremely annoying when heard often.
hey, mantha! come eat your dinner!
by samisthebestdancerever June 2, 2007
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Martha

the single most amazing red-headed girl to walk the face of this earth. she can make the rain to into small balls of fire. she is all of the following.
amazing, funny, gorgeous, better than Amie, all around epic girl that everybody should get to know.
also my best friend so HAH :DD
everybody needs a Martha in their lives <3
by ickyvicky117 July 26, 2011
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Manthem

A song with inherant manliness and generally inspires a montage sequence.

When played in a group of bros all in attendance are, by man law, required to join in song.
Juan Carlos and I were at a kegger at my buddies and the classic manthem, "eye of the tiger" came on. Naturally, a montage of boxing, pushups and epic knockouts began playing in the sky.

Noticing that their was a lack of male unity, John Palminteri cranked up Mulan's famous manthem, "I'll make a man out of you" and instantly Chuck Norris sprung from the earth while chest hair simultaneously began growing unchecked.
by Honeycombover January 20, 2011
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