Martian

A human so odd or disgusting looking that they might be an alien.

Whoa, dude, look at that martian. Do you think it's male or female?

by Tater Gumfries September 21, 2009

martina

a useless bitch

boy 1: oh look a that bitch

boy 2: yeah her name is martina

by ur gay :) November 22, 2021

Martina

Martina is a sweet pretty girl she’s a little spoiled bitch that gets what she wants.Shes funny and really nice but can be rude aswell people call her Martuna tuna sushi or even tina she’s friendly but can be annoying likes to spend money on shit talks a lot when u get to know her she has a nice glowing clear skin

Rahh is that Martina jheez look at her

by Don’tworry b October 30, 2018

Martian

An individual with an unusually large head and awkwardly shaped pear like body who is extremely sheltered by his/her family. This person normally makes ridiculous statements such as “Say guys, I can swim across the Atlantic Ocean” and may claim things like “The fire department revenues $90 billion a year”. When the Martian isn’t making these kinds of statements you may find them attempting to fit in by licking windows or going for midnight swims in January. They most often travel in packs to mimic normal human relationships but when they come in contact with humans their social disabilities quickly rise to the surface.

As a question:
Did that fucking Martian just lick that window?

As a comment:
That guy is mother fucking Martian!

In conversation:
Tim: Hey Dave, I was at your store the other day and I saw this guy taking all the milk out of the racks and placing them on the ground then measuring them.

Dave: Yeah, that guy comes in all the time and does that but he only ends up buying eggs.

Jeff: I have to clean up all that shit when he leaves, that fucking Martian never puts his shit away!!

by Ebroham January 27, 2007

martina

a girl who fucks a guy in the bathroom at a rookie party.
a person who acts like a complete retard for attention.

guy: wow just look at that martina !
girl:what a slut.. she just wants attention!
guy:i heard she had sex in the bathoom with that brendyn guy
girl: wowwww

by Boo.YOU WHORE! December 9, 2008

Wal-Martian

A name for the combination of freaks such as goths, "gangstas", mexicans, etc., that hang around Wal-Mart.

Julia: I always try to get out of Wal-Mart as quickly as possible to avoid confrontation with the weirdos that hang out there.

Scott: You mean the "Wal-Martians"?

by JuliaK2011 December 22, 2008

Wal-Martian

The average Wal-Mart customer.

Why do the Wal-Martians leave carts sideways in the main aisle?

by 100db February 4, 2010