marathon lightweight it

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.

Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."

by itsthesherf February 18, 2011

march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.

March Marathon

by Centurion224 March 6, 2009

Swansong Marathon

The act of pure adult rated rock n' roll madness for long extended periods of time.

The venue last night was pure Swansong Marathon.

by Clive "The Awesome" October 9, 2005

Marrathon

Meeting friends in Cumbria for a long walk.

Wylis was back in Cockermouth, so he called all the lads for a Marrathon on the fells.

by MrWylis June 11, 2010

Marathonalong

a very long sing along that sometimes ends in a death, or two.

I was chillin' with the Athenians one sunny Greek day, when everyone began singing in a marathonalong ....we sang for hours... after two hours Titus couldn't take it and keeled over... then the Persians showed up.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Marathon

A marathon is a long distance race of about 42 kilometers. The marathon was created in honor of the Ancient Greek messenger Pheidippides, who ran the distance from the Battle of Marathon to Athens and then collapsed.

I've run almost every marathon in the world.

by FoodIsGood23 January 9, 2020

Marathon Dick

Noun: a desensitized, yet still hard, penis that is capable of holding off cumming for an extreme duration of sexual intercourse.

While receiving head is not the time to strap on your marathon dick.

by Lepperdd June 10, 2020