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Manalapan

A town where the boys think they're tough ghetto hoods because they live in a multi million dollar mansion, do pot, and have a 10,000 diamond cross around their neck. The girls solve their issues by throwing their designer hand bags at each other. And everyones emo. And the sad part, Everyone loves living here =D.
"DADDY, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PARIS, I WANT TO GO TO EUROPE!" -- Typical Manalapan girl.
by Pr3ttyINp1NK August 17, 2006
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manaltoe

When a guy wears his pants so close to his nuts, he gets a ball down each leg... Hence a male cammel toe
Guy1: Ew!, Check out his crotch
Guy2: I know... you can propper see his manaltoe
by Ste Cowie February 4, 2008
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Mandalarity

A level of popularity that far exceeds human comprehension for females named Amanda
Due to her mandalarity, people will not stop texting her.
by Zeros Mayhem January 31, 2009
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Manalope

A younger man for an older woman.

A Cougars prey.

Cougar(older lady) Manalope (younger guy)
That cougar at the bar was totally scoping the manalope!

I felt like a manalope when those cougars were around.
by Pax Psychosis May 31, 2009
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Manalogy

A subcategory of Mansplaining in which a man uses a redundant analogy to explain something that is easily comprehended by 99.99% of people.
Dude: "So I was driving my car and then had to stop at a red light, it was so annoying. This is just like when you're walking and have to stop at a pedestrian crossing".

Chick: "Oh thanks, I wouldn't have understood your anguish without your manalogy".
by Moccodile April 7, 2020
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Mahali

An absolute god. Mahali will tackle you for one of three reasons: 1) competitiveness 2) random energy burst or 3) to show you that she thinks you are a respectable mighty sir. If you are not getting ‘bashed’ by her, she either doesn’t like you, she feels like you are unable to cope with a ‘bashing’ because you are injured or get hurt easily, or she feels like she isn’t close enough with you. She really means no harm by it, but if you can’t deal with Mahali’s ‘bashing’, seriously tell her to stop.

Mahali is buff, both physically and mentally. She’ll speak her mind if someone’s in the wrong and she will try to protect her friends if someone’s hurting them. She can be quite scary if you make her mad.

Mahali truly has too much energy and is way too competitive for her own good. Breaking bones and injuries could quite literally be a hobby for her with how frequent it is.

Remember Mahali is a buff, almighty god so if you see her around, give her a solid high-five (with a clean hand).
Oh look it’s almighty, godly Mahali.
by Squidling Lord June 4, 2021
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manalapan

I live here and I hate everyone here. 45% of the town is made up of scene kids who think they're cool because they go to hot topic and think they can call people a trashy slut even though they are one, 45% of the town is guidos who're filthy rich, and 10% of the town are "uncool" because they don't go to the mall every weekend and beat kids up and deal drugs
Scene Kid on Facebook: Ugh everyone in manalapan is so fake and trashy, YOU WHORES! btw guyss hmu on fridday we're going to the mall to do lines of coke off each other's assesss gurlll!

Guidos: Yo bitch fight me nigga, meet me at the spray tan parlor at four pussyface

Regular kids: I hate this town
by ihatemanalapan March 15, 2011
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