product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

by Chosney July 11, 2003

manager stick

The ability of executives, supervisors, or members of management to attract female employees ranked below them simply by being their superiors.

Grant: Did you see that smokin' hot intern Brian hooked up with?

Jim: Yah. Brian's the boss. He's got the manager stick.

by The JIC January 8, 2007

Mansagge

strong deep massage with Man Hands (not girley)

"Honey, give me a Mansagge on my shoulder area"

by xynth3a November 28, 2009

Managerial Swerve

To avoid management or a manager (often with some paperwork in hand) by turning sharply to avoid the afformentioned's path

Rupert; "let's go for a crafty fag,

Jean; "ok but look out the manager is coming"

Rupert; Don't worry I will show you the "managerial Swerve"

by Ratbags November 13, 2010

crush management

When the object of an unrequited crush tries to maintain friendly ties with the smitten party without selfishly leading him/her on.

When L. realized he was on the receiving end of some world-class crush management, he was hurt of course, but appreciated J.'s thoughtfullness.

by gwood99 August 1, 2008

mcdonald manager diagnosis

when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.

1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.

2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.

3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!

4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.

by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012

Account Manager

What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.

IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.

by j_ballin April 7, 2015