A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
by Apatoeman July 21, 2018
Get the Mam hammock mug.Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her
Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying
by mamthegreat February 17, 2019
Get the mam mug.This term (from Latvia) translates to "your mother", it is commonly used as a comeback for any insult/burn.
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Get the tav mam mug.by ..paris..<3 January 10, 2022
Get the mam mug.In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.
Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!
Mackenzie: what are you on about!?
I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?
Dean: swear down then.
Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
Mackenzie: what are you on about!?
I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?
Dean: swear down then.
Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
by 49seffy March 14, 2022
Get the mam's life mug.A word describing a girl who has and abundant amount of body hair, and looks like something found in a zoo. comes from the word willi mammoth
i was in the locker room and ashley was changing into her gym clothes and she looked like a major willi mam.
by Stephanie May 13, 2005
Get the Willie mam mug.I cant really write anything about this one because mine died before I was 1 soooooo.... enjoy your mam if yours is still there and tell her you love her because I would do anything to have someone to call mam . Count yourself lucky that you have a person that loves you and always will even tho sometimes you feel like they dont when u do something bad.
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