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mam's life

In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.
Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!

Mackenzie: what are you on about!?

I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?

Dean: swear down then.

Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
by 49seffy March 14, 2022
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Mam

A wonderful women with a big heart that would do anything to please her friends and would try to keep her loved one close
"Jack please don't leave me " I'm sorry mam I have to we can be together " goodbye mam"
by Julian Rojas j. May 21, 2017
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Oe Mam

by your local fnf fan August 13, 2021
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Mam head

Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam
Look at her! She's a right mam head!
by marcowh August 21, 2023
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Mam crush

Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.
Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.
by cheesebagels September 30, 2014
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Red-mam

A fag usually named Chris who loves the cock! Pink, red, black, green, no matter what color it is on the outside he will suck the cream out of the inside!
There was a Red-Mam at my door just beging to give me a Red-Mam! it was the weirdest expierence I have ever had!
by swillbur July 29, 2009
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tav mam

This term (from Latvia) translates to "your mother", it is commonly used as a comeback for any insult/burn.
"How can someone be so braindead
-tav mam"
by goofygoofer69 September 15, 2022
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