porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet

I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.

by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007

Eye Magnet

Any anatomical feature so outstanding (be it for size, attractiveness or freakishness) that it commands one's attention at first glance and is difficult to not notice, double-take, stare-at or rubber-neck.

Woman: "What are you staring at?"
Man: "Come on; don't act like you don't know you're harboring eye magnets! You look like you're smuggling twins on the black market"
Woman: "Jerk."
Man: "Maybe later."

by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010

shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."

by D. Gould January 3, 2007

magnet

A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.

Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010

magenta magenta

the best character in jojo

Magenta magenta is so cool

by pee nipple fart August 26, 2020

car magnets

This is when one car turns and the car behind it seems to attach itself to the first car to make the turn with him.

you are stuck in traffic and so u wave on a car to get across and the car behind takes full advantage of your kindness and crosses with him as if they were attached with car magnets.

by rageagainsthemachine May 17, 2010

DILF Magnet

A girl, usually in her early to mid-twenties, who tend to attract older men who are typically married & usually have kids. A girl can only claim the title of a "DILF Magnet" if she goes for an extended period of time of only getting hit on by DILFs & not guys her own age.

Jordyn: *siiigh of frustration* It happened again....
Chelsey: How old was this one?
Jordyn: 37.
Chelsey: Divorced?
Jordyn: and two kids.
Chelsey: God J, you're such a DILF Magnet!

by Perfect4 August 21, 2012