Little Magician

A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.

I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)

by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

Zi Magic Pencil

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.

"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123

by Za Master December 19, 2019

Weak against magic

Refers to a man or woman of short and portly stature. In many fantasy books movies and games, a dwarf/troll or the like, are highly susceptible to magic spells. An indirect way of calling someone a troll or a dwarf.

That woman is weak against magic. Surely her physical attack is quite strong.

-"So how was your date last night?"
-"Well, he'd be weak against magic, if that tells you anything."

by Gelgalar October 17, 2011

maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!

by Honeybunch September 15, 2008

magic school bus

A really cool show for really cool kids.

Person #1: dude, did you see Ms. Frizzle on the magic school bus yesterday.
Person #2: Yeah, I would like to tap that frizzle ass
Person #1: wait, why can't we?
Person #2: To the school bus!!

by kwhiz December 27, 2007

Bishop Don Magic Juan

1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School

Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?

A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!

by Fadeproof John Beautiful April 28, 2005

Magical Trevor

A well loved wizard whose tricks are ever so clever and usually involves disappearing a cow. He also has a leathery leathery whip which is made of magic.

Everyone loves Magical Trevor.

by PlayaX September 25, 2004