Macon

1.) A small guy who takes it up the ass by 2 big black guys at once
2.) A very slutty girl; usually from Kansas.

1.) Did you see Macon with Jamal and Tyron?
2.) Guy#1: Dude i Just fucked Macon!!

Guy#2: Me Too.

Guy#3: uh... we triple-team Macon.

by z5096464 February 11, 2010

Macomber

A woman who can shrink a cucumber-sized penis just by being in the same room as it. Macombers are generally obnoxious, and intrusive.

Derived from the words deMAsculate and cucumber

That macomber needs to get out before I lose my hard-on.

by intrusivepeoplesuck March 4, 2010

Ugly macoy

A gay NIGGER-FAGGOT that gets zero bitches and also sharts themself 24/7 and is a really bad boy

Person 1: I think ugly macoy is a gay NIGGER-FAGGOT

by Bobbyrissy June 24, 2022

Macomb County Michigan

White trash baby killers

Macomb County Michigan is run by generations of white trash baby killers.

by bishop777___ November 23, 2021

macocka

Nickname for any of the female gender whose name begin with an "M" who are known for loving a good time, drinking alot of alcohol, and possibly sucking a lot of "cock," yet still being able to be lovable and liked by all. Not to be confused with a slut or skank, since this particular woman is quite picky about whom she does.

Wow! I heard Macocka had a crazy weekend...it seems she got wasted thursday through sunday and hooked up with that Abercrombie and Fitch model. Impressive.

by Samantha D.R. April 5, 2008

Macookie

The cross between yeshm.. yesh... therefore mac... and cookie.. ilke mmm cookies

Hey MAcookie! hows it going!

by Rossaroo November 4, 2003

Gandolf Macon

Gandolf Macon is a version of Randolf Macon and the Lord of the Rings dude, used referring to idiots, retards, dooshes, douches if your gandolf. Also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
Macon is added when the person is super dooshus.

Ex. 1:
Joe: Yo wassup?
Dude: Nothing much..homie.
Joe: You wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
Dude: (runs away)
Joe: What a Gandolf.

Ex. 2:
Joe: Hi I would like a burger, fries, and a coke.
Dude: Ok sir drive around.
Joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
Joe: WTF?
Joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet coke.
Joe: That motherf****in' Gandolf Macon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008