by i wonder who January 5, 2005
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by Ultra|seX March 24, 2003
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she hates THOTS
PEOPLE ALSO LOVE TO COPY HER
shes also thic aff
she hates THOTS
PEOPLE ALSO LOVE TO COPY HER
by thottiee101 May 22, 2019
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by doveface April 15, 2009
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Two chicks walking down Sunset Blvd...
Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?
Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!
Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!
Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...
Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...
Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!
*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*
Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?
Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!
Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!
Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...
Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...
Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!
*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*
Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
Get the Maniosseur mug.A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.
Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.
I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.
Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.
I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.
by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012
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