Man Mace

When a guy cums without warning during oral, don't swallow, spit-take his cum in his eyes

I went home with a Tinder date, I was eager to get laid but he got too excited and came early, so I gave him the Man Mace and dipped tf out of there.

by DarkestOverlord December 2, 2023

Logan Mace

Says the N-Word on a regular basis and loves to take it up the bum. Absolute Fatty. Biggest mass known to man.

Girl 1: OMG is Logan Mace your boyfriend?
Girl 2: *Kills Herself*

by Aston Thompson January 8, 2024

mace balls

After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs

My balls are stabbing me! I have mace balls!

by Anonymous January 18, 2021

Mace

Mace is a cheating guy that cheats on his girlfriend with more than multiple girls with double chins and ugly rolls.

Omg look mace the cheater

by Frankthewhitewhale June 22, 2022

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock February 28, 2017

maces

the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain

person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head

by i am bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 25, 2019

macee

macee is disabled and yeah

“hi disabled macee”

by disabled October 5, 2021