Muff

Muff (M.U.F.F.) - Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend. Something that follows every hot girl in order to make it difficult for you to enjoy your time with your hot friend. They are never enjoyable to be around; a muff's only purpose is to make it difficult to game on the hot girl you like.

You: Man, I'm definitely hanging out with Marissa tonight!

Friend: Too bad her muff will be with her!

You: Are you serious?!?!? I hate Brenna! She's definitely going to Cock Block

Friend: No one likes a muff...

by afrotreetrunk May 6, 2012

Muffs

A.)A group of tightly close friends in a clique that everyone can be around ;).

B.)A group of friends consisiting of 5 females that are considered "badass"

"Muffs are the shit."

by Suvenah May 14, 2009

Muff Fax

Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.

Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!

by 748134 September 1, 2011

Muff Gust

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

muff dong

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair

Check out that girls muff dong

by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010

Muff Musket

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

muff militia

A group of hansome men who smash pussy and drink alchohol like water.

Omg muff militia men are so savage.

by Muff man wilbur May 17, 2016