muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating

Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet

by Janimal69 October 6, 2017

Get Muddy

A reference to any sort of anal sex

I can't wait to Get Muddy with my girlfriend this weekend!!

by Mud master January 16, 2017

Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)

"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."

by The Keg August 16, 2013

Muddy Hallway

The muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely slutty girl in anal sex.

Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.

Dude, I totally experienced a muddy hallway when I nailed Kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. Something tells me I wasn't the first (or 50th) guy to do that.

Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.

by 686-1983 March 9, 2012

Muddy Napkin

An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.

As to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.

by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

muddy lasagna

When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.

“OH YEAH, my gf was so backed up the other day we had to preform the muddy lasagna”

by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021