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Misting

To urinate delicately.
I was in the middle of a conversation when an uncontrollable urge to micturate came across me. The restroom was very close to where the guests were, so I succumbed to discretely misting so as not to draw focus on my direction.
by BLT85022 September 28, 2024
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Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection via pumping blood into their penis using their mind. This in reference to when somebody is "full mast".

This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.
I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could get it to stand up straight.
by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024
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Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection by pumping blood into their penis via using their mind. This is reference when somebody is "full mast".
This excersize can help train a person (especially one with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.
I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could make my penis stand upright.
by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024
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Mskingbean89

The author of a fic found on ao3 called All The Young Dudes. It follows the Marauders time at Hogwarts and is a Wolfstar centric fic with background Jily. Mskingbean89 is also known as Taylor Swift.
Fangirl #1: What's the name of the most popular fic in the Marauders fandom?

Fangirl #2: All The Young Dudes by Mskingbean89
by elliefartsgold July 16, 2025
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Misting the Gitch

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater
I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch
by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025
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ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.
Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.
by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015
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Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.
Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.
by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016
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