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Moralesoctupialphobia

The extremely rare and often hilarious fear that an octopus wants to rip you asunder with his mighty tentacles and eat you with his beak, just because he has nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon than murder.
I just watched an octopus eat a sandwich with its beak and how I have a bad case of Moralesoctupialphobia.
by Caesar_with_a_Tweezer March 6, 2010
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Moreless

The state of being more available after something happens
Lindsey: After this test is done is over on the 9th i'll be moreless busy so we can hang out sometime
by Tim Dickey August 5, 2008
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moralistic

Pompous and judgmental upbraiding of someone according to a rule-book which you probably don't share
Moralistic Labor multiculturalism spokeswoman Michelle Rowland called on the PM to act (on Eric Abetz' use of the term 'Negro'). "It's 2015", she said, "just about every right-minded human recognises that it's a deeply offensive term"
by Auspol.news December 17, 2015
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morals

1. What society or a group or commune or school etc enforces on you to do as you're told, fuck it!
2. A commonly misunderstood concept, morals are right conduct, they're rejecting what everyone else thinks is wrong, they're not: obedience, evil or other blameworthy actions, or ignoble conduct, not to be confused with politeness, manners or etiquette which are what arselickers do to get favours from others, it's a load of bullshit.
thief: let's steal some shit.
moral person: I can't steal, it's against my morals.
Thief does the stealing himself.
by badmouth May 1, 2015
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josh mirales

Has holes in his sweater, he wears glasses and will always laugh at your jokes. Also shy at first .
Josh mirales is noice
by Pops Chules May 18, 2016
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zipper morals

loose morals, implies that the person has an excessive desire and willingness to unzip one's fly
Judging by his mannerisms, that guy probably has zipper morals.
by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2010
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moralegasm

An orgasm intended to boost the morale of a service member. Usually self-administered but more effective if it provided by a well-wisher.
Hey honey. I'm leaving for my drill weekend. How 'bout you be a patriot and give me a moralegasm before I go?
by wrutrow September 13, 2009
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