My Life Is Twilight, or MLIT, is an internet forum where people submit stories that are coincidentally similar or that can be seen as awesome in the twilight fan-world. These people are stupid. It's for sad, lonely people who have no friends and have no real appreciation of what is cool. The vast majority of the stories are false as they are all the same situation submitted by hundreds of different people.
Stupid Girl : Hey, have you seen this awesome site, MLIT?
Clever girl: *Beats up* You should check out MLIA/AverageWizard and get a life.
Clever girl: *Beats up* You should check out MLIA/AverageWizard and get a life.
by Rhys_Squeeky January 17, 2010
Get the MLIT mug.An ole fashion Oklahoma high school screamo band who has progressively increased its crew size to more than ten members. These goons call themselves the Muff Lickin' Coons for absolutely no legit reason. MLC has countless music videos, but no REAL songs.
Travis: "Hey mom, this is Travis speaking. May I ask if you have heard of the new MLC song?"
Mother Beck: "Travis, everybody knows that MLC doesn't produce music; all they do is jerk!"
Travis: "I would jerk too, but I think the streets are EXTREMELY wet..."
Mother Beck: "Travis, everybody knows that MLC doesn't produce music; all they do is jerk!"
Travis: "I would jerk too, but I think the streets are EXTREMELY wet..."
by Deuce Chaaaaps July 10, 2010
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Women in a select company would always discribe a MLADGEMAN as a savage (knowing very well that he is a good fucker).
Men would always refer to him as a goal one can never attain.
The MLADGEMAN is something like an urban legend.
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Jack: Totally macked on some girls, then chilled at my house with my lax penny on. MLIReag
Henry: So true
Henry: So true
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