mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.

-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?

by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018

El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.

All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017

Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.

"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"

by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023

Mister Lester

A black teacher that works at Saint Katherine of Siena grade-school . He is cousins with Mike Tyson and loves pigeon's. He also was the fastest runner in penn relays and the first person to eat at torresdale Burger King. He loves his students and dates Mrs Seeds

Did you see mister Lester? Did you here that mister lester is South African. Mr lester likes boys.

by ReginaTanghe June 13, 2021

Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains

Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”

by Mr Kankle April 26, 2022

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Mister sj

A fucking badass who rules the world and smokes heavy ganj

Mister sj is savage

by Mikeyrogs September 11, 2021