Mike 

A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation

Ugh I dated a mike!

Mike by That one girl sms January 8, 2016

Mike 

Basically a human toilet.

Mike gets shit on by his ex girlfriend

Mike by The shit magnet December 18, 2017

mike 

Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.

Hey that mike picked up on maria the mexican chick

mike by Behnaz February 27, 2008

mike 

to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.

Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."

Jennie: I was but I was miked.

mike by Mr Stability February 5, 2010

Mike 

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

Mike by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Mike 

Texture

Mike Pace specifically brings a little bit of texture to the work place where everyone else is plan and flat.

Mike by rock55on41 May 27, 2017

Mike 

Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.

OMG that guy just looked at me and I almost had a heart attack. He's such a Mike.

Mike by access_6583 May 8, 2018