The best form of
music for fighting, getting things done, and generally feeling high and aggressive. There is a really weak form of metal out now called Nu-Metal, in which the guitarists are always proud of the fact they can't play, and the lyrics are utterly unintelligible. It doesnt matter though as long as you have an eyebrow piercing, a goatee beard and live with
your mom. That's not proper metal, it's just gay and you know it.
Proper metal is Black Sabbath, Pantera, Ozzy and anything else which doesn't take itself too seriously. It helps if the guitarist can play proper
guitar solos too, but really being able to drink English quantities of
beer and roll joints is the acceptable minimum for a metal guitarist. Being too
good means you spent too much time practising as a kid and not enough time puking and laughing about it with the bad influence
kids at school.
Dimebag
Darrell (note daft name) had a stupid shaped
guitar, sweated a lot, like to get
stoned and had a pink beard. He could also play properly. Hence he is a great example of a "proper metal" guitarist.