Similar to deja vu. A thing or experience that stirs up some vague feeling that it has happened involving you before, but is not concrete.
by ***l-dawg*** September 8, 2018

A past memory that causes severe twitching and gagging due to how utterly awkward the memory has become in the person's mind. Those memories are most likely associated to an ex-lover who is such an ass hole their previous actions enduce the milk of the memory.
Ahh, milky memory, milky memory! *gag*
Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
by Whythehellnot. March 2, 2010

person 1: and that was you when you rode your first pony, hannah
hannah: damn i just through a rodeo of memories
hannah: damn i just through a rodeo of memories
by cccasee April 25, 2019

getting killed on a grand scale. Better than the ded badge. used during games in which the opponent is overkilled on a massive scale.
by alfro January 3, 2008

Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“
Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“
Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“
by demonicdennis February 6, 2018

Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.
Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019
