Oliver McArdle

He is without doubt the pinnacle of the human race. Undoubtedly the world's best shag, his man wand reaches 14 inches and even has its own brain.
You can find Oliver in your mum, most of the time, all of the time.
Sometimes your dad can't even hold back the urge of Oliver McArdle.
He is without queation an undefeatable athlete, an unaware challenger will simply shoot themselves if found trying to challenge the great Mc.
All bow down to him and is unquestionably the most badass human on the planet.




he stills sucks cock though.

Ryan: Hey, have u seen Oliver McArdle playing football, that dude is tiiiiight!!!!

Jordan: I no, dude for some reason i just wanna let him shred up my bumhole

Ryan: True, true...apparently he wraps it round his leg, its that big!!!

by JordanB1991 February 11, 2009

Motard

n. An idiotic person from Detroit, Michigan.

Derived from "Motown," Detroit's nickname, and "retard."

Hey, that motard wearing the Red Wings jersey just lit himself on fire!

by cp November 30, 2004

motard

one who likes motown way, way, way too much

"oh man, did you hear about skipper? she locked herself in her room with all her diana ross lp's and she won't come out! she's gonna be such a motard... her francopomposity both astonishes and disgusts me"

by DOG MUSTARD April 13, 2004

motard

Best scout in qwtf. Best Anti-tank in BF1942. Best mp5 in urt and overall amazing. Mo(ron)(Re)tard.

That guy is such a motard why would he do that.

by [mf]Motard May 24, 2003

motard

an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches

2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56

your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard

by R50 Driver March 10, 2008

MITarded

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Bassmaster: Ay, you here about that Professor at MIT who was selling weed?
Sunshine: Yeah dude, that guy was freaking MITarded...

by Chapel Heights January 18, 2011

motard

A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.

"I don't like going to clubs in Seattle; there are too many annoying motards."

by icon clabber man August 21, 2005