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i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.
Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.
by geekjive April 13, 2005
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McDonald's

A restaurant chain that shamelessly whores itself to minorities, and evidenced by their latest "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba...I'm luvin'it!" campaign. The food is terrible with the exception of the fries, McChicken sandwich, and McFlurry.

Probably laces the food with nicotine.
As the last french fry disappeared forever beyond her event horizon, Sally accidentally saw her reflection in the window and shuddered at what she'd become. At that moment she realized there was only one logical course of action: she had to sue McDonald's.
by Veldrimal December 14, 2004
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McDonalds

Where fat fucks go when they die.
Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.
by A2P July 27, 2005
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McDonalds

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.
by AYB May 16, 2003
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McDonald's

The source of all obesity in the world. The reason the United States has such a problem with being fit. They serve the absolute shittiest excuse for "food" and expect you to pay for it. "Big Mac" is their signature piece of shit on the menu, among other shit that they claim is now "healthier", but really isn't at all. Basically, if you eat there you are bound for a life of obesity and other health problems.
Guy 1: "Hey man its time for lunch; Want to go to McDonald's?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, man that place is shit. If you go there, that's pretty much suicide by junk "food".

Guy 1: "But I'm really hungry!"
Guy 2: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn you!"
(1/2 hour later guy 1 gets a call at the office saying that guy 2 died of a heart attack 3 bites into his first BIG MAC.)
by BIGRED1313 November 7, 2011
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McDonald's Happy Meal

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal
I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
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McDonalder

A McDonalder is the square headed cretinous swamp donkey that operates the drive thru
I went through the drive thru today and the McDonalder serving me had more spots than a leopards nut sack
by Robbo14981 November 8, 2019
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