Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

bert mccracken

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003

Dirty McCracken

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts whiskey, cola, and olive juice. Popular throughout Minnesota and certain parts of California.

Courtney becomes a lot more friendly with a couple Dirty McCrackens in her.

by grayduck37 October 29, 2006

Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 September 7, 2008

mccracken

an abnormally small penis.. so small as to make intercourse virtually impossible.. almost always with little or no pubic hair..

that pool was so cold it made my dick look like a mccracken..

by are-thez May 30, 2008

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.

I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.

by Diaonna Hughes July 1, 2004

mccraw

mccraw is a verb related to internet sites such as facebook and twitter. To mccraw, one must simply compulsively add comments to any given subject. Time to comment is usually less than three minutes.

Fear of internet stalking has been circulating about people who mccraw, but as of yet, there have been no reported cases of someone who mccraws as hurting anyone.

Believed to be derived from Canadian Supreme Court Case R. v. McCraw, 1991 wiki/R._v._McCraw

I was going to change my status but someone had already mccrawed me.

by nijugo July 28, 2009