G.B.U.M

Greatest.Booty.Upon.Man.Kind
Greatest.Bob.Upon.Man.Kind
Greatest.Body.Upon.Man.Kind

Daamn you look like G.B.U.M right now

by Average Gbum February 5, 2018

B.U.A.M.F.

Broke Ugly Ass Mother Fucker

That guy over there is such a loser,what a B.U.A.M.F.

by Federico Jose Gonzalez February 18, 2014

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m

“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.

If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.

by Dontplayb February 27, 2021

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat

*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020

She buggin', I'm clubbin'

A phrase to use when your significant other is being extremely annoying, a bitch, or bugging on the daily. It's great for any situation in which your significant other's actions are sub par to how you'd want to be treated. It's all about empowerment and making the user of the phrase feel strong and that they have the power to tear up some serious shit at the club.

Daquan: "Bro, my girl has been nagging me none stop lately."
Jim: "I'm sorry, man. That sucks."
Daquan: "It's cool. If she buggin', I'm clubbin'."

by Coobieboobie January 19, 2018

I'm not racist, but...

A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."

I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.

I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.

I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.

by The_Egoist June 7, 2011

Bust an M.J.

Usually only associated with chowaholics,busting an M.J is when your chowing back playin some gears of war online or what not,and you take a mean ol' drink off your beer and that shit goes down the wrong pipe,dropping you to your knees in fear of a heart attack.

Sunday at the park,we were grillin and chowchillin,gettin chowed like we do,we decided to play some football,after about three plays,i thought i was about to straight bust an M.J.,no joke!

by Jacoby805 September 20, 2009