School Lunch

School lunch consists of:

day old pizza, week old meatloaf, or improperly cooked hamburgers

moldy bread, cold pasta, or burnt vegetables

expired milk

OMG they gave me milk that expired 3 weeks ago! and why is this chicken sandwich pink? fluck the school lunch!

by norbert from earth April 28, 2007

brown bag lunch

When a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag". The coated scrotum is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a "Brown Bag Lunch".

After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".

by Dick Throbbington February 21, 2011

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

Lunch-pusher

1. Someone who returns anothers excretions through anal intercourse.

2. Faggot

Boy i thought Peter North was the coolest dude alive until i found out that he was a lunch-pusher.

by N-Unit May 17, 2003

Light Lunch

A small meal that's just big enough to satisfy a hungry tummy.

Kaylee : I believe i'll have a Light Lunch today just a salad & water for meI
Kiersten : Yeah I noticed you gained some weight I'll have a light lunch as well, lets see give me a double cheeseburger, large fries, large soda, and a cherry pie too!
Burger Boy : Wow you are so cute you look just like a pornstar?
Kaylee : Really!
Kiersten : Not you silly he's talking to me, no I just look like one & act like one every night in bed, all I have to do is spread my leg's and my man cum's for me!
Burger Boy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: O wow I made the burger boy cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Was that really necessary?
Kiersten : Oh shut up and eat your salad fat ass!

by SlopNChop December 21, 2017

School Lunch

1. Worst food you could ever eat.

2. A way for the Board of Education and the school to torture students.

school school lunch lunch board of education torture

by Nascar8fanga March 12, 2009

lunch rub

that special moment you take in the middle of the day to pamper yourself and rub one out on your lunch break, preferably in the breakroom at work...a lunch rub can be solo, or tandem, or group...whatever works for the individual

So, I had a wicked awesome lunch rub today...I'm ready to face the rest of the day.

by Sean Riedel April 12, 2008