by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008
by cubanmike September 20, 2016
by TheInsultMaker July 10, 2022
One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.
The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.
Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.
Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.
B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
by a huge rooster March 21, 2015
by toxic_snipper February 23, 2016
Lube docking is the act of one man taking lubricant of off his erect penis and applying it to another mans erect penis so he too can have a lubricated penis
It’s was 3am and Josh burst into my room needing some lubricant as he had a girl in his bed, unfortunately I had just used the last of the bottle on myself so I implored Josh to come closer to me so we could do a bit of Lube Docking and lubricate his dry erect cock to help a mate out.
by FunkyFelix May 05, 2021
by pinetreebaby May 31, 2008